No it does not.Made for an awkwardly silent ride the rest of the way. Getting a physical around 11-13 and the doctor who was probably around 75 at the time asks me to strip down to my boxers for the whole awkward ball grab thing. She came it with hip pain but reports after the fall her nose was bleeding - she had landed on her nose. The patient, sadly, died from a severe sepsis a month later with a highly resistant microorganism. I was intubated for a severe attack a few times. I just had a big lunch. He had an accident and peed on the floor on the way to the bathroom and was now laying in bed stark naked calling for me. My mom's an ER nurse and she said once some crazy lady came in and complained hat she had the whooping cough. Me: How long ago? I had a patient in her 30s complain of monthly rectal bleeding that would last 4-6 days and stop on its own. We respect your privacy. My wife tells me that I fall onto the floor and my arms and legs start jerking. No, There Isn't a '5G Chip' in the COVID Vaccine, 5 Hypnosis Apps to Help You With Any Problem, Call Your Doctor If You Have Any Of These Symptoms. I honestly think she believed that he was just really itchy. The patient basically burnt his tongue but was insisting on a X-ray to ensure nothing is wrong. Article by Bored Panda. The whole family, 10 people, were planning to stay at he hospital with him.You can't make this shit up. I've had a patient claim that amputations run in his family. Not a doctor but I was a Nurse's assistant and a kitchen staff member came in and said "Help, I ate raw corn". You know how your body normally feels. Now, millions of people annually undergo all types of surgery with the help of these pain-relieving medications. He just loves it!”. So check our anthology of the most awkward questions by patients, brittle humored doctors, and hilarious nurses, who also have plenty of funny stories to tell. My wife is a massage therapist, and whenever a heart attack hits, she starts to massage some pressure points and it stops. Ran to the dermatologist because of a spot on my butt that I thought might be cancerous. Nothing on it, nothing added to it. Me: is there any chance you could be pregnant?Patient: definitely not.Me: are you sexually active?Patient: yes.Me: what is your preferred method of birth control?Patient: nothingMe: smh, Teenage male patient came in to the clinic with his girlfriend because he was growing breasts with milk production. He was serious. Patient: Uh, like five months ago.This goes on forever, until he admits he just got off a massive crack binge the day before, where he spent the past three days in a hotel with some "loose women" smoking crack non-stop. RN here. More teaching and resources were put into place. She just thought she should get checked out. "Come on, George Clooney doesn't wear reading glasses!". again... i can understand some people has less knowledge than other... but that??? Please check link and try again. Basically at noon he had to look up to the sun, open his mouth as wide as possible and "bite" the sun several times so it would "burn" his tonsils and cure him over the course of a couple weeks. "Ok. What's the problem?" I asked what she was doing and what she thought the cane was for. Do you have any medical conditions? Not the guy who is desperate/who can't face his HIV/ who lake of knowledge/who trust a witch, but the f***** monsters that take advantage of weak people and risking their life/are responsible for their death. The Funniest Family Vacations Stories That You Will Sadly Relate To Reader's Digest Editors Updated: Sep. 12, 2020 From Disney disasters to … I figured if she didn't notice the beard, then she wasn't going to understand an explanation either. “Ah, Dr Jones, a meeting of the minds,” he said, laughing it off. This content is imported from {embed-name}. We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. I had a patient's mom ask me if putting a catheter in her 6 year old son would break his hymen and would he still be a virgin. Fun fact: Being an anesthesiologist is a notoriously difficult job, if not one of the most difficult jobs in the medical field. Me: is there any chance you could be pregnant? Funny joke collection stats: 142,806 jokes 59,402 thumbs up 5,442 active users 766 visitors online 3,871 topics 10,697 humor websites 40,653 humor links Related Topics “How many have you had?” “Two.”. A related story from my friend, a Gynecologic Oncologist.Basically a woman had early uterine cancer, but refused surgery. The stupidest thing I've been to the doctor for: I took my young son in because he had a very regular rash on his lower back. The mom was well spoken and appeared fairly intelligent. It was unfortunate. Said every boy pet ever- upon waking up after trip to the the vet. Had a female patient. Lights dipped out, generators kicked in.As he's finishing the examination, mid-sentence, the lights go out again. So my parents agreed to all of this.Few weeks later, I'm back in the hospital. It worked, so she's still doing it.We figure this is how she gained so much weight (she's probably eating 2 large bowls of oatmeal on top of her meals, with milk, sugar, butter, etc), but the woman insists she's eating 1-2 packets of plain oatmeal a day. A male patient inyected kitchen oil into his own cheeks because he saw a plastic surgery tv show where a surgeon inyected something similar to a model, then he was amazed that the bumps of the oil didnt go away and were turning red and painful af. For some reason this caused a switch to flip in the mom and she spazzed out on the doctor, saying that her son doesn't need glasses and that the doctor is only saying that he does because he wants to sell glasses. A nice young lady like you shouldn't be concerned with such things. Do they never look in the mirror? I suggest maybe easing up on the cocaine. Was doing surgery on a 19 year old who tested positive for meth and cocaine who was grilling the anesthesiologist about every drug we were going to use in surgery because "he doesn't like putting chemicals in his body", The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. "Absolutely, when something doesn't feel right and your doctor doesn't want to listen, seek a second opinion. and didn't need any more sessions. ""Yup""Which doctor(s) did you see about them? I see some crazy stuff, but one thing that stands out was the time I was admitting a guy to the hospital. He gets up and walks out to check on things.Fifteen minutes later I'm still sat on the bed with my old chap out and pants around my ankles. I worked at the ER during my internship and met a girl who had increasingly painful and red eyes since a couple of days back. Me: It shouldn't be affecting you after this long. Was doing varicose veins surgery on a very posh middle aged lady. I always needed a strong coffee after her. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! One we get commonly is "I know my body." I had a guy with an ICD in place. That's disgusting. Me: Years? ""Oh, I have a degenerative neuromuscular condition. When the doctor was explaining to the mom that her son had to wear his glasses all the time since he's nearsighted and basically can't see clearly past 5' in front of him. Patient: Doctor, I slipped in the grocery store and really hurt myself. Can you give him something right now to make him taller?". Mom told me the story, and how she had previously asked him to not itch himself with other things of hers. 911 dispatch call that was transferred to EMS service. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. “The medicine for my earache worked,” she said. Your approach to treating a ganglion cyst was medically sound....300 years ago. He had an OBGYN friend who had a couple who couldn’t get pregnant. Her mom asked me to adjust her scrotum. Hey Pandas, What's Your Near Death Experience? I posted this a while back when a similar question was asked:GP here. It's hard being a woman. She wanted to go out for a smoke so I did the whole pregnancy and smoking spiel, she stopped me and told me I knew nothing as the baby would be harmed if she stopped smoking straight away. As he put the needle into my rear end I suddenly had the need to vomit. You're not more sick after you quit. I went to the doctor to treat my soar throat and I agreed to get a shot of penicillin. Minds blown, another life saved in the ER. She's too heavy and unable to do things on her own so she asked for a bedpan. We ask if she's breastfeeding, she says yes. Doctor here. Melissa Matthews is the Health Writer at Men's Health, covering the latest in food, nutrition, and health. My parents were instructed to take better precautions in our home and went through instructions, more dusting, washing bed sheets and the big one: NO SMOKING inside the house. Very cut class accent. About four months later the lady is back asking for another copy of her son's prescription. period cramps warrant a doctors note to be excused from work. And the original is much better put out. It was not his best day. I am an ER doc. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. My husband’s new “unbreakable” titanium eyeglasses broke. ", Then, there's the 17-year-old patient who acted like the recovery room was a frat party. A few weeks later, we get the fax that she went to the breastfeeding clinic and everything was fine. As I leaned in to check her eyes, my older patient got a little frisky. "My dad’s an anesthesiologist. I once had a 20 year old and his girlfriend come in at 2 am freaking out becuase "something had tore his throat open". So I told them I was about to blow their minds and showed him his girlfriends uvula. The doctor put his finger up to check all was ok, I made a slight noise and he asked if I was ok. And this is when I said "That's nice", instead of "That's ok". There was one who was very upset to find out that she was pregnant again because she'd used her diaphragm EXACTLY as she'd been told.She carefully inspected it for holes, applied the spermicide, placed it, wore it at night, then took it out, cleaned it and put it away each morning....And then her husband arrived home from his night-shift. On further question it transpired that four times a day he was spraying the dogs coat with the ventolin inhaler. People coming out of anesthesia could end up asking crazy questions or even throwing fists. Me: Oh, that’s no problem. My favourite ever story from a colleague: a patient comes into A&E with abdominal pain.As part of the work up he gets an abdominal X-ray which shows the problem as clear as day.The colleague has then proceeded to remove, from the patients rectum, an 8 inch replica of Nelson's Column (the statue in the centre of Trafalgar Square, London)On showing it to the patient, the response was "Oh that's Nelson, he lives up there. And yes flossing is not just a thing for rich people. Was driving with my partner and patient in the back. Recently watched how cocaine is done. When she turned to her side, stool the size and shape of a small baby or big burrito slid out and I caught it. A big list of anesthesia jokes! Can the body really manage so much caffeeine? Yes, oxygen. Anyhow I'm at the computer going over some admission questions with him and his 10 family members who are crowded in the room with him. "Yes but gatorade has more electrolytes. 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Was doing surgery on a 19 year old who tested positive for meth and cocaine who was grilling the anesthesiologist about every drug we were going to use in surgery because "he doesn't like putting chemicals in his body"Gotta stick with that organic, fair trade, Non-GMO cocaine. I looked up at the aide and down at the baby sized poo and back at the aide and did my best not to laugh or make a sound.All I could think of is how I legit felt like I delivered a baby. Awesome.A year later she shows up for her doctor's appointment, and she's morbidly obese. WARNING: Some videos, pictures and GIF's may contain blood. Anyone who's received anesthesia can attest that the medication makes them feel pretty loopy. right before she fell asleep. At some point one of them said something like, "We've got to get back in there and deal with an unconscious patient." how can people be so dumb? “Were you wearing them at the time?”. From hilariously misinformed patients to doctors with a wickedly dry sense of humor, we at Bored Panda had compiled a list of short stories when doctor/patient interactions were just too funny. The daughter chimed in and said "no, no, she's a Libra..." I then laughed hysterically at her awesome joke. So I get on my phone and call the nurse assistant and as her to bring in some ice water. ", i would tell her to get the fuck out of my office. Turns out his girlfriend was giving him her female hormonal birth control pills for “extra protection”. Very cut class accent. And was theoretically pro-active. penis in the process. Turns out the guy had been drinking nothing but sprite and sweet tea for years because of his "water allergy".The next question the wife had was "where are we all supposed to sleep?" This story comes from Reddit user funny-chubby-awesome: "My high school best friend, let's call her Hillary, approached me about masturbation. Looking, looking. Your account is not active. A doctor recognized me and came over to talk. The only thing that was stolen was a wine bottle in a brown paper bag. "She never lived that one down. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. That would be so d--- frightening... At least "if looks could kill" had a chance to become true. Her appointment was fine and she went on her merry way. I was speaking with a non-controlled diabetic patient about her sugar intake and she said she drinks a 32 oz soda everyday. Son was about 15 years old and didn't really care about the acne, but mom did. There was an anaesthetic that we used that sometimes induced some hallucinations either going under or coming out of anaesthesia and heard some funny things. In my mind it’s more a lack of sense and logic. Not a Doctor, but EMT.Had a woman who was in active labor, despite insisting she couldn't be pregnant. ""......Uhhhhh, ok......What does it feel like when you have a heart attack? I once had a patient tell me he needed his decapitation medicine because he was feeling full of shit. Scoped a guy with knee pain - the joint looked perfect. Patient: Drugs! A guy came in with a wheelchair. A woman comes in after having a baby and tells us she's having trouble breastfeeding. RN here. An older lady was brought into the ED barely conscious by her husband. and then hung up the phone.Still my favorite viagra story. I asked about all the normal stuff, and she claimed to have no idea why she had this eye problem - she had never had anything wrong with her eyes. With the most serious look on their face, they asked if it was contagious and can be passed on by glare.While this is hilarious, take a minute to think, WHAT IF ANYTHING WAS CONTAGIOUS BY GLARE. I smoke for 30 years and have been free of it for over three years. The pieces just didn't add up and so I started questioning him more closely.Me: Do you use any drugs? Happy and talking about how hot the nurse was. My dad said he couldn't stop laughing because I wouldn't leave without them. Come on... even a dog knows how to reproduce!!!! A gentleman calls our office with questions about an upcoming test he is scheduled for, and we talk at length about the procedure. Guy comes into the emergency department via Ambulance with burns on his lower extremities. A mother came in with her son to discuss treating his acne. Obviously at that age and dealing with all that shit you feel weird so when the doctor only said "cough" I mustered up a big one and was prepared to fire when he suddenly interrupts me with these words of wisdom "Son, when a man has your balls in his hand you don't cough in his face.". So many childs dies because parents try 'alternative' treatment instead to just go to the doctors!! You don't need it! It says plain on the package, it tastes plain, it's plain.We send the doctor in to see her after briefing him on the whole story about the oatmeal. Radiographer here and had the ED doctor give me a request for soft tissue neck X-rays and the doctor was p much like "don't question it, just do it." "We explain again. ahh the innocence of youth. "You never asked what brand of oatmeal she's eating".Yeah. He had to stop a minute to regain his composure. ", Was translating at a medical clinic once. Going to the gynecologist is … There was a guy who came to the ER because his iPhone app told him his sleep was poor quality. I can't really remember what for but he was about 400lbs, diabetic, heart disease, you name it. She was eating an entire package of Dad's oatmeal cookies every single day for a year (basically a 'bowl or two' filled with cookies), and could not understand how that was different from oatmeal. "She replied with the most horrified look on her face, 'Like a dog?! They normally stop on their own after a few minutes (at the most), and his wife thought that her massages were curing him. I say simple biology class, human body biology. One commenter relayed how a patient stroked his arm and said, "You'd make such a … She acted like I was stupid and pointed to the back of her neck.I knew she wouldn't listen as she was so convinced so I stopped arguing with her. At least it's something new, not the good old autism. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. Proof that we need better sex education... One day in the pharmacy, a girl comes to the counter requesting a refill for her birth control. did she even go to school? I demand you return my teeth! 70 yo female tripped and fell 2 days ago. So my parents agreed to all of this. Not a doctor but work in pharmacy. “Are you ready for this?” “What is it?” I asked. Not a doctor but I'm a nurse who worked in the OR at a trauma center. Feeling some pressure “back there”, I reached down and patted the doctor on the head. Our product picks are editor-tested, expert-approved. When she comes out of the room, she keeps her head down and walks off, looking angry and embarrassed. The story was even told at her funeral," the Redditor explained. Turns out she was a realtor and didn’t want her water to break while she was showing a house, so she put a glass cup in her pants to catch the water. When he brought the many pieces back to the optometrist to have the glasses replaced, the assistant asked what had happened. During a yearly check-up the doc was concerned about my weight. Doc here. I was taking the history of a guy in clinic and I asked about his past medical problems, including if he had had any heart attacks.He responded, "oh yeah, I've had about 20 of those. He needs something to drink RIGHT NOW. Friend of mine is a doctor. Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. '”, This Guy Did a Year-Long Pushup Challenge, Dr. Sanjay Gupta's Best Tips for Brain Health, How Taking Up Running Kept Me Sane in 2020, Tanner Buchanan Talks 'Cobra Kai' Season 3. Had a christian couple come in and ask why they didn't get a child. But my doctor knew how to calm me down. I was a newly minted graduate with fresh and optimistic views on my life as a doctor. I had a patient come in for an STD check. In a puddle of her husbands pee. Patient: More like five. Med student here, but I have had two winners. Nurse here, I work in Anaesthetics and it drives me mad the amount of patients that want to have allergies, e.g, antibiotics give them the trots, er no that's a side effect. My patient announced she had good news … and bad. "Patient: "Well I don't wanna be here. Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app! (The nurse asked what kind of music he wanted … The frequency of anesthesia awareness has been found to range between 1 and 2 per 1,000 patients undergoing general anesthesia. Trying not to burst out laughing, I said "Your daughter's scrotum?" I am a family practitioner and I had a family not want to vaccinate their newborn because they heard that vaccines were derived from monkeys brains and they didn't want their child to develop monkey like characteristics. Cant you give her something else closer to gatorade? He was a bro and didn't say anything but I could see the look of disappointment in his eyes. She's developed many health problems related to her weight (that she refuses to acknowledge are due to her weight. Scoped a guy with knee pain - the joint looked perfect. Everything went as normal, the doctor examined the boy and ended up prescribing glasses. Apparently I also saw a picture of my throat and asked if it was a dinosaur. I couldn't smash it down like my wrist so I tried hitting it with a hammer. "I think it's my gallbladder," they say. Must be his first time to see a doctor too. During residency, I got paged at 3AM to the SICU. (To Asian doctor.) Of course.) I'm not going to lie, the last one of these stories is pretty fascinating, but the rest are funny as hell. Apparently the first semester midterm results were in, and her son failed them all, because he couldn't see the board in his classes and needs glasses! He was treating a woman, and he said, 'I’m putting you to sleep now,'" the commenter wrote. She was dead serious. Doc here. I ask her if it's regular or diet and she replies with "It's half-regular. Breathing fine. As straight faced and professionally as possible I said, "Sir...liar, liar, pants on fire". For those who don't know, it basically shocks your heart if it goes into a funny rhythm. HES ALLERGIC TO WATER! I proceed to drop some dye in her eyes to check them in a microscope, and when I do I realize she's wearing contacts.She didn't like her natural eye colour, so she had bought a set of blue coloured lenses 8 months earlier. Not a doctor but I'm a nurse who worked in the OR at a trauma center. Oh, wait, our insurance companies do that, too. I can't really remember what for but he was about 400lbs, diabetic, heart disease, you name it. A nice young lady like you shouldn't be concerned with such things.". I asked what she meant when she said he washes it after every use. I have a ganglion cyst on the inside of my wrist, when it starts getting large I smash my wrist down on a hard table and it goes away. Not a doctor, but I'm a former Special Forces medic and I treated indigenous populations in Iraq, Afghanistan and several other Middle Eastern countries. 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